Saturday, July 19, 2008


Here's how NOT to impress a total stranger:
  • be so incredibly drunk that you aren't aware of what you're doing
  • upon meeting them, take your tie off and wrap it around and around their head
  • spill beer all over them
  • almost break their friend's finger
  • harrass everyone who is female
  • slam your fists on the table repeatedly so that everyone's drinks fall over
And more! Now I know what you're thinking, and no, it's wasn't me. It was some random friend of a friend who totally ruined my night. What a monumental twat!

Aside from this, there was lovely, lovely trivia. And I never thought of myself as a StupidHead, but apparently when it comes to trivia, I am. I'm not sure exactly where we stood by the end of the night, but it was very far from first.

Having said that, I am seriously thinking about banning myself from alcohol altogether, because waking up with a hangover like death after Three And A Half Drinks is freaking ridiculous. It's obvious that I have a shitty girly body which can't handle anything at all, and I think that I need to accept this and move on. And I will start drinking pink lemonade and accept my role as the Designated Driver. This is my destiny.

Late. Rambling. Goodnight.

2 comments:

Mark said...

Trivia is indeed fun, but since most of the questions are about things other than Buffy I am usually lost as well. Though for some reason I always get the art ones.

Also sorry to hear about the end of your beer-drinking days. I, too, am very easily hung over and I can tell you it's difficult watching your friends get even dumber than they already are while you remain sober and loquacious. :\

RAT said...

Mark, I suck at everything except the book ones. There was a question on Brave New World, would you believe it. And as for the sobriety, maybe I should just not attend these things, or make a polite (and early) exit. It makes you realise how irritating drunk people are when you're not drunk yourself.